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The latest and greatest Gordon Ramsay cookbook will be hitting the shelves worldwide March 5 – Gordon Ramsay’s Great British Pub Food.

The book is, like many previous recipe books, co-authored by Mark Saergant and is a hefty 256 pages. No word on the contents yet – but no doubt that it will be some of the scrumptous food that we see profiled on Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares – the UK version. We will bring you more information as we get it – the publisher’s HarperCollins Publishers Ltd have put the Plonker Club on the list for media releases!

Amazon in the UK is already offering an incredible 40% off when you pre-order, maiing it an amazing ₤12, no word yet on what the price will be in the US.

As soon as Hell’s Kitchen Season 5 hits the airwaves in a little less than 4 days, the release of Gordon ramsay’s Great British Pub Food will be the next countdown!

David Driscoll
Chief Plonker at The Plonker Club
The Unofficial Gordon Ramsay Fansite

www.theplonkerclub.com

According to the Plonker Club counter it is four and a half days until Gordon Ramsay bring Hell’s Kitchen to our screens (via torrents in my case) for season 5.

Check out some of the previous posts to egt a full rundown on all of the participants

Wonder when we’ll see the missing Casa Roma Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmnare Episode??

David Driscoll
The Plonker Club
The Unofficial Gordon Ramsay Fansite
www.theplonkerclub.com

I came across a strange article entitled “Let us F%$king Pray” about how one church is now using Gordon Ramsay’s life story to re-inforce the “word of god’. Have you ever met a religious person who couldn’t swing any story around to being a case for THEIR god?

The article appeared in Scotland on Sunday at the following link http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com/uk/Let-us-f6437ing-pray-Ramsay.4911049.jp

While the article is somewhat funny (and doesn’t mention accusations by Sarah Symonds of infidelity) the highlight is the part on how to obey the laws of Gordon

Gordon Ramsay’s 10 Commandments:

1 In my kitchen you will do as you are f****** well told.

2 Thou shall not use my image (unless I have signed a five-year merchandising deal with your chief executive).

3 Do not claim anything in my shows was staged or I will sue thy sorry arse for all it is worth.

4 Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbour (unless it’s that bloody arse of a food critic AA Gill).

5 Thou shall not worship false gods like Delia Smith, Nigella Lawson or Heston Blumenthal.

6 Thou shall not refer me to as “craggy faced”. I’m rugged and manly.

7 Respect your elders, apart from that stuck-up old tart Joan Collins.

8 You may only curse or blaspheme on days of the week that end with a ‘y’.

9 Be respectful to vegetarians and always remove their sandals before basting them with brown sugar and serving them up for dinner.

10 Be kind to lesser beings. Dispatch cockroaches, snooping tabloid journalists and restaurant reviewers humanely.

The comments below are a little funny – and littered with bad arguement supporting why god exists (guess where I sit on this one!!) My favourite logical fallacy is the false Dichotomy – in this case if you can’t explain who X happened then it musy be (my) god.

Anyway while I stop short of calling Gordon Ramsay a god, I’m happy to continue to worship in my own little way!

David Driscoll
The Plonker Club
The Unofficial Gordon Ramsay Fansite
www.theplonkerclub.com

Since Gordon Ramsay’s promotions company – Sauce Communications – are, and I quote “unable to share a more complete itinerary at the moment” re Gordon Ramsays trips to Australia and Canada this year – I’ve been forced to trolling the internet trying to find announcements – and here is another, this time in New York City.

Gordon Ramsay appearing at Borders at 10 Columbus Circle, New York, NY 10019
Tuesday, February 10 @ 1:00 p.m.

This appearance is again to promote the NEW? Healthy Appetite book and must be part of a North American Tour since it is only days after his appearances in Canada. See ‘Attention Gordon Ramsay Fans in Canada’

David Driscoll
The Plonker Club
The Unofficial Gordon Ramsay Fansite
www.theplonkerclub.com

This isn’t just a chance to be one in a million and win a book – everyone can get a copy (along with purchasing a newspaper!)

In a great promotion run by the Daily telegraph newspaper (and it’s affiliates Australia wide), this Saturday’s Telegraph will apparently have a 36 page sample of Gordon Ramsay Cooking for Friends.

Not sure if you need a token or to pay extra money, more details as they floaqt to the top!

David Driscoll
The Plonker Club
The Unofficial Gordon Ramsay Fansite
www.theplonkerclub.com