The Plonker Club

Check out this video courtesy of LiveLeak – editing together bits of Gordon Ramsay Cookalong Live to give you instructions for cooking up a strom in the bedroom – enjoy!

Click on the picture above to be taken to the site to view the video, it’s gold.

Chief Plonker

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Gordon Ramsay, quick tongue and quick wit!

Chief Plonker
The Plonker Club
The Unofficial Gordon Ramsay Fansite
www.theplonkerclub.com

Follow us on twitter at @theplonkerclub

Only hours after tweeting the following message at the start of the LA Marathon “about to start LA marathon. 1000s of people, fucking amazing. warm up for london” (via @gordonramsay01) we get the following unfortunate message “damn, had to stop at 15 miles, just felt my calf muscle go. massive well done to everyone who got round”.

I feel a competition coming on – how about listing the best Gordon Ramsay quote from Hell’s Kitchen or Kitchen Nightmares that can be applied to his injured calf!

Here’s my first two attempts off the top of my head -

• my calf, it’s fuckin raw!
• That just looks like a pile of …….
• you can’t run with  that, it’s fuckin stone cold!

Do you think Gordon’s calf didn’t have enough prep time, or was it just overdone – comment below!

Chief Plonker
The Plonker Club
The Unofficial Gordon Ramsay Fansite
www.theplonkerclub.com

Follow us on twitter at @theplonkerclub

Gordon Ramsay Maze and Maze Grill opening in Melbourne Australia on March 29. Now bookings can be made exclusively via “Dimmi’ and the the Australian Good Food & Travel Guide – that’s right, no phone booking are permitted.

Get in ahead of the vast queues expected using this service which is free and reserves the time, place and table and number of guests immediately and at any time of the day!

To book for Maze click here

To book for Maze Grill click here

Australians – get booking now!

Chief Plonker
The Plonker Club
The Unofficial Gordon Ramsay Fansite
www.theplonkerclub.com

Follow us on twitter at @theplonkerclub

We got the news a few hours ago via a Gordon Ramsay tweet (@gordonramsay01) that his wife Tana,  was named Celebrity mother of the year by Tesco magazine. Gordon’s tweet read “http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/slideshow/ALeqM5hp3MUcV08n3At7sxoQj6Yb9_W_wQ?index=0 well done babe, very proud. and of the zoo x”.

Gordon, when are you going to learn how to shorten URL’s??

Get the full article and details on what else besides ‘patience’ is the key to be a good parent – (and no doubt a good wife in her case!!!) by clicking here.

Chief Plonker
The Plonker Club
The Unofficial Gordon Ramsay Fansite
www.theplonkerclub.com

Follow us on twitter at @theplonkerclub