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Only hours after tweeting the following message at the start of the LA Marathon “about to start LA marathon. 1000s of people, fucking amazing. warm up for london” (via @gordonramsay01) we get the following unfortunate message “damn, had to stop at 15 miles, just felt my calf muscle go. massive well done to everyone who got round”.

I feel a competition coming on – how about listing the best Gordon Ramsay quote from Hell’s Kitchen or Kitchen Nightmares that can be applied to his injured calf!

Here’s my first two attempts off the top of my head -

• my calf, it’s fuckin raw!
• That just looks like a pile of …….
• you can’t run with  that, it’s fuckin stone cold!

Do you think Gordon’s calf didn’t have enough prep time, or was it just overdone – comment below!

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Tags: Calf Muscle, Gordon Ramsay, gordon ramsey, kitchen nightmares, La Marathon, Quote